Funny Baby Poems for New Parents

Baby Poems

Free baby poems, verse, rhymes, baby to be wishes. Baby shower sayings, baby boy and girl messages, baby shower invitation and thank you.

Baby poetry can say a variety of things. Here's a long rhyming poem, a new baby message that captures the magic of parenthood. This verse for baby is a bit long to fit on a baby card, but you could print this baby message, frame this baby rhyme and give it as a baby gift.

Cherish This Time

So your baby is here!
What joy and what pleasure!
Now your life is expanding,
To make room for this treasure.

A darling newcomer
To have and to hold--
Her (His) smiles are more precious
Than silver or gold.

She'll (He'll) demolish your schedule
Though she's helpless and small;
She'll make her needs known,
And she'll rule over all.

See, a new parent's work
Is just never quite done,
But you'll never mind,
'Cause it's all so much fun.

When you hear her cute giggle
You'll start "aahing" and "oohing,"
And she'll soon reply back
By "ga ga" and "goo gooing."

Those big innocent eyes
See a world strange and new;
To make sense of it all
She'll look only to you.

So cherish this time
Of miraculous things--
The excitement and wonder
That a new baby brings.

By Joanna Fuchs

Baby poems convey the happiness that comes with bringing a new life into the world. Attach this baby verse to a baby gift to make it extra special or use this baby poem as a baby card message.

A Baby Changes Things

A baby changes things;
They'll never be the same;
Your life is filled with wonder,
Since your little miracle came.

There's lots of things to do now,
But with the new tasks you face,
Your family gains more love,
And bonds time will never erase.

Congratulations on your new addition!

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

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Use these poems for baby for cards, gifts, shower invitations, thank yous, announcements, more. These baby verses and rhymes convey your congratulations message.

Time Well Spent

See tiny fingers and tiny toes,
Bright baby eyes, cute baby nose;
Hear baby gurgles and baby sighs,
As Mom and Dad sing lullabies.

Life is changed, but that's okay;
It's fun to spend glad hours each day,
Taking time for all the good
That comes along with parenthood.

By Joanna Fuchs

Looking for a short baby congratulations message? This baby poem is short and sweet, a perfect baby card message.

Your New Arrival

It's got a cute nose and big round eyes;
It's created excitement you can't disguise;
It's a wonderful baby from a perfect pair,
And that's reason enough for a great fanfare.

So... ta-dah!
Congratulations on your new arrival.

By Karl Fuchs

Baby poetry and baby poems are often meant as a baby card messages, as this poem for baby is.

Joy Without Measure

We heard the good news,
So it's hip, hip, hooray!
We're so happy for you,
And we hope and we pray
That your brand new addition
Is a wonderful treasure,
And along with the work,
He/she brings joy beyond measure.

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

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More Baby Messages: There's a Baby's First Birthday Poem on the Birthday Poems page.

Baby poems should convey the joy new parents feel. This baby poem is a baby congratulations message that includes a note of realism about lack of sleep!

Precious Baby

A new family member has arrived,
Your darling, precious baby.
Your lives are filled with amazing love,
And sleep has become a "maybe!"

Congratulations! Now enjoy
Your dear and special treasure;
Your lives are better, now transformed
With childhood's awesome pleasure.

By Joanna Fuchs

Babies are amusing by nature, so here's a funny baby poem that would be perfect next to a scrapbook baby photo. It's a newborn baby message to make them smile.

The Joy of Raising a Baby

We're glad you joined our family,
Yet some things make us wonder;
How can a little package like you
Have a voice that's loud as thunder?

You are so small and oh so cute,
But you are never very shy,
For whenever you want something brought to you,
You just open your mouth and cry.

First you moved on hands and knees,
Then you were up on your feet.
We're chasing you all around the house;
We're tired; we need a retreat!

Your food is smeared over the table;
Your food is on the floor;
Seems the only place food didn't go,
Is in the baby we adore.

Diapers here and diapers there,
Stinky... smelly... Whew!
Diapers would have done us in,
If we didn't love you as we do.

We're glad you joined our family,
You're a unique and wonderful treasure.
So, despite the work of raising you,
Being your parents is a total pleasure!

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

Poems for baby can be short or long. Here's a short baby poem perfect for a baby congratulations message.

Congratulations On Your Baby

We hear you've created a cute little tot;
You're staring adoringly; you love him/her a lot.
Congratulations! Good Work! Let's all give a cheer!
You're baby will get cuter with every year!

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

Baby poems can be baby rhymes or free verse This rhyming poem is perfect with a baby gift or as a baby card message.

Treasured Offspring

As babies go, yours must be rare,
For it got its life from quite a pair!
No doubt your offspring is a special treasure;
It's from you two, and you're both a pleasure.

May he be a joy and blessing to you;
You'll be good parents in all you do.
We rejoice at this wonderful thing you've done;
Enjoy your baby and have great fun!

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

Baby Bliss

A gift more precious than diamonds or gold
Is a brand new baby to have and hold.
God's miracle gift, full of baby bliss,
A delight, each snuggle, a prize each kiss.

Hold onto them, each baby pleasure,
For memories you'll always treasure.

By Joanna Fuchs

This free verse baby poem and message is short enough to hand write inside a baby card.

Legacy

Your baby is a legacy
to the rest of us,
a gift of your wisdom,
your manners, your love.
The two of you
have created a treasure
to be cherished
by all who come after.
Thank you, and congratulations!

By Joanna Fuchs

Baby Poems: Baby Girl Poems

Looking for new baby girl wishes, words and phrases in the form of baby poems? Here they are!

Baby poems are in demand! When your friend has a baby girl, you need a baby girl message, maybe in a baby poem or a baby girl saying. Baby poetry for girls is always sweet and affectionate, as this baby girl poem is. It's perfect for a congratulations on a baby girl card. It's a baby girl rhyme.

Watch Out For Girls!

A baby girl knows from the very beginning
How to play life's game and come out winning.
Her pink-cheeked face, her adorable curls
Will reel you right in; that's the way of girls.

She'll flutter those lashes in a wide-eyed stare;
It's all calculated to make you care.
And those baby girl noises, the sigh and the coo...
She'll play baby poker, and the jackpot is you!

But whatever happens, she's always a pleasure,
So spend lots of time with your little treasure.

By Joanna Fuchs

Every collection of baby poems should include a baby girl poem for the proud new parents. Tie this baby girl rhyme to the baby gift with a pink ribbon! It's a cute, sentimental baby girl message or baby girl saying with baby girl wishes, words and phrases designed to touch mom's heart.

Collect Sweet Memories

I/We hear you have a new addition,
A sweet little gal who is quite a magician,
Transforming each normal adult who sees her
To a comical fool just trying to please her.

She'll wrap you around her little finger,
As around her crib you often linger,
Searching for what can make your hearts twirl--
The adorable smile of your baby girl.

Cherish each moment while she's still small.
Collect sweet memories for later recall.
For when she's grown up and on her own,
You'll wonder where the time has flown.

By Joanna Fuchs

Baby girl poetry should capture the essence of tiny femininity, as this baby girl verse does. It's also a baby girl saying. You could use this baby poem in a congratulations for a baby girl card. This baby girl message, with its baby girl wishes, words and phrases, is in free verse.

A Baby Girl Is...

A baby girl is...
eyes that mesmerize,
drawing all time, energy and focus
to her unique attractions.
Smiles and giggles,
bringing more thrills,
pleasure and satisfaction
than any amount of money can buy.
Sweet, soft,
feminine baby fragrance...
inhaled happiness.
Growing, changing,
in your eyes appearing
more beautiful every day,
your baby girl is all that,
and so much more.

By Joanna Fuchs

This free new baby poem is designed as baby poetry to be put on a card. It's a baby girl poem that's also a baby girl message, wish or saying. Rhyming poems are popular, so this one is a baby rhyme.

Sweet Pink Angel

Congratulations on your new addition;
A baby girl is a treasure rare;
A sweet pink angel, a little doll,
Nothing else can quite compare.

Her smiles and coos will bring you joy;
She'll fill your hearts with love and pleasure;
So cherish these special infant times,
With your little girl, your precious treasure.

By Joanna Fuchs

Baby Poems: Baby Boy Poems

Baby verses and poems for baby can be focused on either a boy or a girl baby. This is a poem for a baby boy. It could be used in a congratulations on a baby boy card.

Boy, Oh Boy!

Your life will be filled with riotous joy;
You're in for it now; boy, oh boy!
Your new and thrilling life begins,
Full of baby boy coos and mischievous grins.

He'll use every trick and baby ploy
To get your attention...your baby boy.
Soon he'll crawl, explore and run;
His boyish adventures will never be done.

So don't waste time with your newest toy,
He'll be grown in a moment, your cute baby boy.

By Joanna Fuchs

Baby poems should include verses for both boys and girls. Here's a baby boy poem for your baby poem collection. Tie this poem for a baby boy to the baby gift with a blue ribbon! It's a baby boy congratulations poem.

A Natural High

What else could bring you so much joy
As the arrival of your baby boy!
His snuggly charms now capture you;
He's in your thoughts in all you do.

Nothing can fill you so full of glee
As bouncing your little boy on your knee.
His precious antics please mom and dad;
He's a bundle of blessings, this little lad!

His boyish grin enchants everyone;
He's just what you wanted--your boy, your son.
A baby boy is a natural high,
So have lots of fun with your little guy.

By Joanna Fuchs

Baby poems for boys are popular. Here's a new baby boy poem that lets parents know they're going to become kids again! You can use it as a congratulations for a baby boy card. It's a poem for a baby boy that fits easily on a vertical card, but if you have a horizontal card, you can combine each two lines into one line, so that each line rhymes with the next.

Amazing Joy

There's lots of fun,
And we don't mean maybe,
Coming to you
With your boy baby.

Your life is filled
With amazing joy
By this adorable creature,
Your baby boy.

Watch him, love him,
Learn again how to play,
As your own inner child
Comes out more every day.

Take lots of time
To enjoy your son,
Because much too soon,
Childhood is done.

Congratulations on your new treasure!

By Joanna Fuchs

Baby Announcement Poem

Baby poetry is in demand for new baby announcement messages. This baby poem is designed as a baby announcement poem for a boy.

Baby Announcement Poem

This is to inform you,
To keep you updated,
Someone's arrived at our house
To whom we're related.

He screams and he wails
But he still brings us joy,
For the arrival we have
Is a new baby boy.

By Karl Fuchs

Baby Shower Poems

Baby shower poems, messages, wishes, sayings, and verse are in demand. Here are two baby shower thank you poems. If you want a longer baby shower or baby gift thank you, just combine the two poems into one two-stanza poem. You'll also see a baby shower card message to go along with a baby gift, and a baby shower invitation poem.

Thank You for the Baby Gift

Thank you for the baby gift;
I know that I will use it.
I appreciate your thoughtfulness,
And the time you took to choose it!

By Joanna Fuchs

Thank You for the Present

Thank you for coming to my baby shower;
Thank you for the present.
That you were there is special to me;
Seeing you is always pleasant!

By Joanna Fuchs

Here's a baby shower poem to attach to a baby gift.

Baby Shower Greeting

Your baby shower is here,
And I'm glad I got invited.
Here's a baby gift,
I hope you'll be delighted!

By Joanna Fuchs

Here's a baby shower invitation poem with an invitation from...the baby!

Come to a Baby Shower

I'll soon be here to meet you!
I've got lots of fun to share,
And now here's a baby shower
To help my mom prepare.

So come and join the party,
With friends and family,
To anticipate the arrival
Of her baby--Hey, that's me!

Sign it
"Baby (last name)"

By Joanna Fuchs

A Prayer for a Newborn Baby

There are a lot of searches for prayer for a new baby or new baby prayer. Baby poems can include a prayer for a newborn baby, a baby prayer poem, like this one, which prays for the Lord's love and guidance. This is a Christian prayer for a newborn baby. Of course, you'll change "he" and "him" to "she" and "her" if the baby is a girl.

Make Him Your Own

Lord, please care for this little one,
Whose precious life has just begun.
Wrap him in your boundless love;
Send him blessings from above.

Bathed in mom and dad's affection,
He also needs divine direction;
Guide him in Your righteous ways,
To honor You with reverent praise.

He's safe for now in his parents' arms,
But protect him always from evil's harms.
Give him strength for every hassle;
Let Your Word be his mind's castle.

Set his path so clear and straight,
A Christian's ways he'll demonstrate.
Let joy and kindness light his face;
May his goodness make Your case.

All this we ask, Lord; this we pray:
That You'll make this boy your own today.

By Joanna Fuchs

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